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My Town: South Philly
Marah Goes To the Heart of It

If it’s true that the music industry can be messy, Marah -- “the best rock band you’ve never heard,” as the press oft describes them -- is living proof. The Philly-bred, brothers-led band with a scruffy, soulful, salt-of-the-earth sound has been climbing and then slipping down the ladder to international success since the late ‘90s. Along the way, they’ve acquired devoted fans in high places, like Bruce Springsteen (who recorded a song with them on their 2002 album Float Away With The Friday Night Gods), Steve Earle (who signed them to his Artemis Records in 2000), horror writer Stephen King, and Nick “High Fidelity” Hornby, who wrote a gushing Op-Ed piece on them in the NY Times two years back. But still, Marah has yet to make it big. That is, beyond South Philly, the blue-collar Italian suburb where brothers Serge and Dave Bielanko are considered the best thing since Sinatra. 

Here, Serge and Dave discuss what they think are the best things about their old stomping grounds of South Philly. Take it all with a grain of salt from the Soft Pretzel Factory:  

Anthony’s Italian Coffee House
We have one certain table we always sit at, and we sit for hours, drinking coffee, pontificating…We’ve finished a lot of songs there. It’s a good place to finish songs. And, it’s in the Italian market, one of the coolest open-air markets on the East Coast. There’s a lot of soul there. 

South Philly Taproom
They host our after-parties when we play shows in Philly. It’s close to where we rehearse, and they have a bunch of Marah on the jukebox.  It’s a really cool place with amazing food. They put it in a neighborhood that has no business having a nice bar and restaurant. The area’s really rundown, but it’s cool. It’s a secret part of town – you’re not gonna see any tourists going there.

Wawa
It’s like 7-11, but cooler. It’s a 24-hour grocery store with a sandwich thing. They have them in D.C. too – but it must be a Philly business because they stretch within a 100-mile radius of the city.

Suit Corner
It’s incredible. Seriously. You can buy a suit there for like $99 -- and it comes with a big hat. And they have alligator shoes too. The suits are all bright blue and orange – like a florescent orange that would be good for deer hunting. There have been times when we’ve gone for nice dinners and have all bought suits there. It’s really tacky, but funny. It’s the last of those stylish nightclubbing shops. Eventually, it’ll be gone.

Soft Pretzel Factory
It’s sort of a new phenomenon, but every night after all the clubs have closed, all the punk-rock kids congregate there, and buy pretzels for 10 cents. They open really early in the morning -- at 4am, the pretzels are just coming out of the oven. It’s something I’ve never indulged in. But if you’re punk-rock or into soft pretzels, you should check it out.

Pier 70
We’re adding a place that doesn’t exist anymore. We used to go catfishing at night here, but they closed it down and won’t let anyone go there anymore because of the nightclub there that collapsed. We wrote a song about it, Cat Fisherman. It was a really cool place.

Go There:

Check out Marah, marah.com; and get their latest album 20,000 Streets Under the Sky, $17, amazon.com

Anthony’s Italian Coffee House, 903 S. 9th Street, (215) 627-2586; anastasiocoffee.com

South Philly Taproom, 1509 Mifflin St., (215) 271-7787; southphiladelphiataproom.com

WAWA, wawa.com

Suit Corner, 300 Market St., (215) 922-4639

Soft Pretzel Factory, 7366 Frankford Avenue; softpretzelfactory.com

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Helicopter Road-Test: Baggage Claim
Maggie & Peter Take A US Helicopter Ride From Hell

We nearly dropped our bowl of bon-bons a couple months back when we read the press release for US Helicopter, a new 8-minute chopper service from downtown Manhattan to JFK. Not since the Concorde has a mode of transportation actually saved the traveler time… until now, it claimed.

Forget traffic! Forget stress! Forget airport security and check-in lines -- US Helicopter passengers are screened at the Heliport at Wall Street where they receive boarding passes and baggage receipts, and are then transported to a secure section of JFK. And, it only costs $159 one-way (plus taxes), which, they pointed out, is roughly the same price as an airport limo. (Not quite, but we forgave them this mathematical indiscretion.) 

We gotta have someone road-test this! we thought. Someone cool, jet-set. Then we remembered that Maggie Gyllenhaal and fiancé Peter Sarsgaard were headed to Cannes from New York for the premiere of her upcoming film Paris, je t’aime. It took some convincing (Maggie, as it turns out, has chopper trepidation; and was 4 months pregnant), but they agreed to do it. It seemed like such a good idea… 

Maybe it was our fault for telling US Helicopter not to give them any special treatment -- we wanted an honest road-test! But we never in a million years expected that they would provide the worst service possible by LOSING THEIR LUGGAGE! How on God’s earth, we thought, as we listened to Maggie’s frantic message from the airport, does a tiny helicopter with only a couple of passengers lose luggage? 

From there, things got worse: Due to their 2-hour wait for their luggage -- which wasn’t actually lost; rather, the baggage handler (who has, like, two pieces of baggage to handle) forgot to load it onto the chopper -- Maggie and Peter missed their flight to France.

In the end, the couple finally did make it to Cannes, and Maggie looked magnificent on the red carpet. As compensation for the stressful snafu, we suggested to US Helicopter that they pay for First Class tickets for the couple. They declined, and came back with a counter-offer of flowers and a free return trip on the Hell-o-copter. Thanks, but no thanks.

Don’t Do It:

For more info on US Helicopter, flyush.com

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We’re Not In Echo Park Anymore
Kime Buzzelli Rides East with Show Pony

Ever since opening its Echo Park doors in 2000, the eclectic, eccentric boutique Show Pony has offered a platform for fledgling designers and artists to showcase their work.  “Everything is kind of unnecessary,” says owner Kime Buzzelli. “It’s like a weird lab. There are no rules, no boundaries.”

Whether it’s museum-quality clothing (like Legion of Decency’s collar pieces and Bad Moon’s hand-dyed handbags), or quirky monthly theme parties and exhibitions (like “Love me, Love my pet”), Buzzelli’s boutique has always operated more like a collective than a commercial endeavor.  “It’s about catching artists in their experimental phase, before they’ve been ruined by the business of it all,” she explains. “I used to be a teacher, so I’m more interested in things that have mistakes and are totally different.”

The approach is working: Buzzelli’s Show Pony has secured an A-list following (Maggie Gyllenhaal, Zooey Deschanel, Rain Phoenix and Sarah Sophie Flicker, to name a few), as well as a new East Coast outpost in downtown Manhattan’s perennially hot vintage store, Screaming Mimi’s

An Ohio native, Buzzelli faired stints at both Parsons for fashion illustration, and Ohio University for painting, before opening the Blue Piano Vintage Store in Cincinnati with her boyfriend in the late ‘90s.  Since then, she’s supported fellow aspiring artists via Show Pony, while working on her own creative pursuits. 

Her own line, Show Pony, includes mini-dresses (which Screaming Mimi’s had nearly sold out of after carrying for only a week), silk-screened T-shirts, cloth bags, and pillows.  And her “dreamy, fashiony, girly world” paintings – mostly on paper or wood – have earned a spot in a group show at New Image Art in L.A. this October.  “It’s like getting into the MOMA for me!” Sometimes, the unnecessary is utterly essential.

~Alisa Gould-Simon

Get Yours:

Screaming Mimi’s, 382 Lafayette St, NY, (212) 677-6464, screamingmimis.com

Show Pony, 1543 Echo Park Ave, LA, (213) 482-7676

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Life Aquatic
Hotel Pools to Dive Into When New York Gets Too Hot

Next time you’re on the verge of collapse from the city’s unrelenting summer heat, refer to this list: We’ve picked three swanky hotels (and one better-than-expected Holiday Inn) to have a drink, sit poolside, and pretend you’re hanging out on the Amalfi coast. Some will cost you, some – if you’re slick enough—you can enjoy for free. But, all offer at least some reprieve from what looks to be a hellaciously hot summer. And, who knows, you may want to stay the night.

The QT
The pool at Andre Balazs’ chic, wood-planked, youth-hostel-inspired Hotel QT is free every Tuesday after 5pm. The rub? It’s indoors. Still, there’s something to be said for the swim-up window to the bar where you can order a drink while you dip. With rooms starting at $175 a night, many guests are actually New Yorkers looking to get lost for a bit. And, like Balazs’ L.A. Standard hotel, the QT lobby also features a daily DJ. “It’s the sub-Standard,” he notes.

The Gansevoort
For people-watching, one of the best views of the Hudson River, and the only 45-foot pool in Manhattan, check out the Gansevoort Hotel. The pool is technically for hotel guests only, so start out by ordering a drink at the attached rooftop bar. Then casually make your way poolside. As long as you keep ordering drinks (tell them you’d rather pay cash than charge it to your room), you’re golden.

Le Parker Meridien
For a day of true luxury, there’s the Le Parker Meridien.  For $50 a day, you have access to the glass-enclosed indoor pool, a sundeck equipped with fake grass (but views of the real grass in Central Park), and the hotel’s massive “Gravity” fitness center -- one of the city’s best hotel workout facilities.  Start off with a power breakfast at Norma’s, off the lobby.  Or, one of the best burgers in town -- the no-name burger joint is tucked behind a curtain in the lobby’s corner. 

Holiday Inn
Forget that the customer reviews of this locale complain of bed bugs, smelly rooms, and a rude staff. Their outdoor pool is perfectly fine. And pretty affordable. For a $35 day rate, you’ll get a basic city-pool experience, with awesome midtown views. 

~Sara Costello

Go There:

Le Parker Meridien, 119 W. 56th St., (212) 708-7340

Gansevoort, 18 Ninth Ave., (212) 206-6700

Hotel QT, 125 West 45th St., (212) 354-2323

Holiday Inn, 440 W. 57th St., (212) 581-8100

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Welcome to the Jungle
Poets & Pornstars Take Over L.A.

It’s been a long time since L.A. spat out a solid rock band. Not since 1987, to be exact – the year Guns ‘n’ Roses released their debut album Appetite For Destruction.  Hoping to redeem the city’s music scene is Poets & Pornstars, a long-haired, leather-clad cock-sure rock act that describes themselves as “L.A.’s favorite band.” True enough, for the past three years, P & P have played packed shows at pretty much every venue in L.A. And last February, they opened for Bon Jovi, playing for 15,000 screaming, adoring fans at The Anaheim Pond. “We hate to blow our own horns, but we fucking ROCKED it,” wrote frontman Hal Ozsan on the band’s MySpace blog. Here, Hal and his bassist Sally Hope (a Joan Jett lookalike who’s getting a masters in Sociology at USC) disclose what rocks their worlds. Apparently, AC/DC, Linda Lovelace, and a pair of Juicy bellbottom jeans do the trick..

Describe Your Music:
Down and dirty, sweaty, three-chord rock-and-roll deliciousness. Music to fuck to, thrill with, and be thrilled to.

Name Some Influences:
AC/DC, The Stones, T-Rex, Early GNR, Aerosmith. But there’s a few curve balls in there too 

3 Jukebox Favorites:
Sweet Child O’Mine” by GNR is probably the greatest jukebox number of all time. Pump the air with your fist, scream your heart out, punch your locker in adolescent angst awesomeness.
I Love Rock and Roll” by Joan Jett
Anything by AC/DC. Anything at all. 

Beer of Choice:
Sally: Bass
Hal: Amstel
Tom: Pacifico
Dave: Anything
Randy: Beer?! Jack Daniels. Neat. 

Bar of Choice:
Whichever one pays us the most to come play at it. :-) But generally, we love The Viper Room and The Roxy, and Club Roc in Costa Mesa.

Favorite Poets:
Sally: Poe, Eminem and Hal Ozsan
Hal: Aww, thank you Sal. You have exquisite taste.
I’d say, Byron. Rochester. Coleridge. Poe…I would like to add that Eminem and Roger Waters will be remembered in the annals of literary history as the greatest poets of our age.

Favorite Pornstars:
Sally: Linda Lovelace because she’s the OG
Hal: Christy Canyon, the ultimate rack and the dirtiest smirk in the universe. 

Most Extravagant Purchase:
Sally: A vintage BMW convertible
Hal: A 1981 Corvette Stingray. Black. T-Tops. Huge hairy balls. 

What You’re Wearing Right Now:
Sally: I’m in a wife-beater, Fruit of the Loom I think, American Apparel shorts, and a cowboy hat.
Hal: I’m wearing Sally’s Juicy bell-bottom jeans that I have “borrowed” and will never give back. A generic black tank-top. Fake snakeskin cowboy boots by nobody in particular.

Favorite Clothing Store in L.A:
Hal: Wasteland on Melrose. And Sally’s closet.
Sally: I like to be creative with clothes and make stuff, so I’m a huge fan of thrift stores.  I love the Salvation Army in Glendale

Who You’d Like To Tour With:
Velvet Revolver, Aerosmith, Stones, Black Crowes… and U2 because those cats seem cool as fuck.

When You’re Actually Planning On Touring:
Tour TBA.  Stay tuned.

A Favorite Lyric You’ve Written:
Sally: Hal’s lyric: “Live like you dream and dream for a living.”
Hal: The next line in that song: “…you’ll be blessed like a saint and damned like a villain.”

Something You’d Like Everyone To Know About You:
You better watch out because WE’RE COMING TO GET YOU!!!!!

Get It:

Poets & Pornstars’ self-titled album, $10, cdbaby.com

For more on the band: poetsandpornstars.com and myspace.com/poetspornstars

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My Town: Machu Picchu & the Amazon Jungle
Spiritual Healer Aleta St. James Gets Primal

Eighteen months ago, if you watched TV at all, you probably learned about Aleta St. James, who, three days before turning 57, gave birth to twins -- the second oldest woman to do so in the U.S. And, if you ask her how she finally got pregnant after three miscarriages, she’ll claim it was a result of fertility meditations she performed with local shamans in the Amazon jungle and Machu Picchu.

For 25 years, St. James, nee Aleta Sliwa (she’s the older sister of Guardian Angels founder Curtis Sliwa) has worked as an energy healer and life coach, teaching people like Carolyn Murphy and Todd Oldham how to remove obstacles to achieve their dreams. Part of that entails taking “spiritual adventures” to distant locales, like Mexico, where Murphy swam with the dolphins and, not long after, landed an Estee Lauder contract. (Murphy then had St. James perform her marriage to surfer Jake Schroeder in Costa Rica.)

Then, there’s the trip to Peru, a country St. James first became interested in when she decided to have a baby. “I wanted to connect with the energy of such a primal environment,” she explains. This fall, she’s headed there again with a group for a 10-day spiritual adventure to the ruins of the ancient Inca city, Machu Picchu, and then deep into the Amazon jungle. Here, she discusses the trip’s highlights. In her own words:

Agua Caliente
It’s the town beside the ruins where the train comes in, and where to take the bus to the Inca Trail. They have sulfur baths that are considered cleansing. Shirley MacLaine spoke about it in her book, Out on a Limb. In my opinion, it’s not exactly the cleanest place, but I’m used to the ones in Napa.

Inca Trail
I take groups on the 4-day hike up the trail -- some do the 2-day hike. There’s also a train you can take up. They used to have a helicopter, but I heard it doesn’t run anymore. It’s an amazing experience, and you have time by yourself to think. The journey is 14,000 feet straight up, and the obstacles get greater as you get higher – there’s less air, it’s harder to breathe – and, as you’re overcoming those, you’re overcoming the obstacles in your own life. At a point, you go through an arch, and the ruins are in view. Get there early in the morning, and it’s the most spectacular thing you’ve ever seen in your life. It’s like touching heaven. 

The Sanctuary
At midnight, we go into the ruins and do meditations with a shaman named Kudo. This hotel, near the ruins, is very convenient. It’s the only one up there. It’s a modern, 5-star hotel with a beautiful view. 

Aikitos
Then we head to the jungle, which is like going from the heavens down into the earth. Aikitos is the town right before you get the boats to go up the river. It’s an incredible place that’s referred to as “Water City,” because all the houses are on stilts in the water. The children are playing in the water. It’s a whole little complex. 

The Jungle
I take the group into the jungle with a shaman called Mateo. There, we do processes and chants. It’s a “release ceremony” -- you bring in the good energy using the environment. When I was trying to get pregnant, a baby monkey came out and sat beside me, and stayed with me the whole time I was there. 

Peter Schneider Lodge
It’s where we stay up the Amazon. Peter is something out of Raiders of the Lost Ark. He has groups that come there. It’s pretty bare-bones, but I like to combine 5-star hotels with the rustic.

Go There:

American, $868 for August 1-15, and Continental, $824 for August 1-15, fly nonstop to Lima from the United States (Miami, Dallas-Fort Worth, Houston, Newark). From Lima, it’s a one-hour flight over the Andes to Cuzco; the route is serviced by Aero-Continente and Lan Peru.

To reach Machu Picchu, voyagers have one of three options: a helicopter service from Cuzco ($150 round-trip), the local train ($10 round-trip), or the tourist train ($22-$110) (the later two leave passengers a $3 shuttle-bus ride from the ruins).

If you’re interested in going on St. James’ group trip to Peru this fall, $6,000-$8,000, contact her at aletasj@aol.com

Orient-Express Machu Picchu Sanctuary Lodge, doubles from $325, Carretera Hiram Bingham, Peru, 800/223-6800 or 51-8/421-1039, www.orient-express.com.

Peter Schneider’s Amazon Lodge, doubles from $504, Putumayo 163, Ituitos, Peru, 51-6/524-2858, reserves@muyuna.com.

For more info on St. James, aletastjames.com

Get her book, Life Shift: Let Go and Live Your Dream, $11, amazon.com

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Denim Road-TestDeener: Gallerist Melissa Bent And The Art Of Dressing

“She is always pulled together in a gracefully laid-back yet kooky way,” stated Mirabelle Marden in Vogue last fall about her Rivington Arms gallery partner, Melissa Bent. “I would agree with that,” says Bent, dressed in a deconstructed Veronique Branquinho sundress and brown leather Rondini sandals. “You can only get them in St. Tropez,” she points out, shoveling chopsticks full of Kelley & Ping pad thai into her mouth.

Bent, 28, admits her style hasn’t changed much over the years (“It’s always been sort of fancy lass”). That is, except for the recent addition of denim to her wardrobe: “I didn’t wear jeans for years. All throughout college I was into black pants -- fancy black pants.” It wasn’t until she purchased a pair of long, lean, dark blue Daryl K jeans that she realized what she’d been missing. “They’re a disaster zone now.  I’ve worn them out. There are actual openings in the creases behind the knee.” Filling the void are skinny low-rise Topshops and a pair of straight-legged, frayed Dolce & Gabbana jeans which she likes to wear with vintage ‘80s-style Maud Frizon shoes, Dries Van Noten blouses, and a slashed Gaultier top. “But what I really want,” Bent told us, “is a pair of skinny, high-waisted jeans.”

Here, she road-tests just that: dark, slim, high-rise jeans from Deener, a new L.A-based line created by the founding designer of Yanuk.

So, what do you think?
“They’re terrific! The denim is really nice and they totally fit well. They’re long, which is good [Bent is 5’10”]. When I find something this length, I usually buy three. They’re skinny, but not too snug – there’s a bit of stretch in the denim. I like that. I also like the button details above the pockets. I think it’s nice. And the color is perfect.” 

Tell us about the outfit, which you assembled in 5 minutes flat.
“It’s an Isabel Marant blouse which Mirabelle brought back for me from Paris, Charles Jourdan shoes, and a McQueen scarf. I like the idea of wearing cropped blouses – like those from Miu Miu –with high-waisted jeans. And always heels.”

Where are you planning on wearing them? 
“I can’t wear anything but dresses right now. It’s too hot outside. But as soon as the weather cools down, everywhere.”

Get Them:

Deener high-waisted cigarette jean, $189, at Otte in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, (718) 302-3007; and American Rag in L.A., (323) 935-3154; deenerdenim.com

Go There:

Rivington Arms, 4 E. 2nd St., NYC; (646) 654-3213; rivingtonarms.com.

See the current show, Mathew Cerletty’s Fallingwater, before it closes June 30th.

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What Girls Want
Simply Put: Dickbreath

“There aren’t any porn magazines for women, because women aren’t really interested in them,” says Diva Pittala, the Italian co-designer of clothing label Pleasure Principle, who, three years ago, launched Dickbreath along with filmmaker Maximilla Lukacs.

Contrary to the Playgirl premise that women are turned on by big, oily, orange men, Dickbreath arouses with artful, poetic erotica. “Women get much more turned on by writing than visuals. Seeing a naked guy is, like, ‘Whatever.’ They want to know who he is, what’s his story.”

Filled with contributions by close friends like Rita Ackermann, Melissa Auf Der Maur, Pia Dehne, and Dash Snow, Dickbreath is a pocket-size scrapbook devoted to the silly, stylish, often sick perversions of the downtown set. In the third annual issue, now on newsstands, there are grainy black & white photos of girls straddling skeletons, Snow’s found Polaroids of someone looking like the she-dude in Silence of the Lambs, childlike drawings that Ackermann did with her daughter featuring a cat doing the tango, and pages of fully-charged prose: To rise with this cloth each time slightly touching perhaps even hurting paining a bit – yes to pain more – to ride more on/in – just by this piece of cloth coming up your ass each time ever so slightly yes…

There’s also plenty of humor: For her part, Pitalla contributed a photo she took of an old lady in Berlin stuffing a large wiener schnitzel into her mouth. “We put in what appealed to us,” says Adrian Cowen, Pittala’s partner in Pleasure Principle, and the magazine’s art director and publisher. “It’s just an art project -- we didn’t set out thinking we’d have Dior advertising by the third issue.” Yet, they have received advertising from Deitch Projects, and sponsorship from Foundation 20 21; and since its inception, Dickbreath has grown from a 10-page stapled ‘zine to a dense paperback with offset printing and a promising new distribution deal. Looks like lots of people want Dickbreath.

Get It:

Dickbreath, $10, available at Printed Matter, St. Marks Bookshop, Seven, and Participant Gallery in New York; Show Pony in L.A, and dickbreathmagazine.com

For more on Pleasure Principle, pleasureprinciple.org

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Wolfmother Uses Spray-On Hair
And Other Unknowns About the Breakout Band

Three months ago, no one this side of the equator knew the difference between Wolfmother and the equally-obscure indie-rock band Wolf Parade. But then, Wolfmother’s self-titled debut album was released in the U.S, and they played South by Southwest, then Coachella. At which point the Australian, ‘70s-style hard-rock trio became known as “that Sabbath-sounding band that’s actually kinda awesome.” Then, Rolling Stone named them one of the “10 Artists To Watch,” Apple picked their howling guitar-riffer “Love Train” for an iPod commercial that started airing last month and hasn’t stopped, every girl wanted their baby, and every guy wanted lead-singer Andrew Stockdale’s afro. Not really. But suffice it to say, they got BIG.

Currently on what appears to be a never-ending world tour, the band (actually, drummer Myles Heskett—thanks, Myles!) took a minute out to answer some need-to-know info: 

Describe Your Music:
Our music is psychedelic rock... or something. 

Name Some Influences:
Air, Beck, JSBX, The Who & Pink Floyd

3 Jukebox Favorites:
"Ice Ice Baby" - Vanilla Ice, "You Can't Touch This" -MC Hammer, "Jump Around" - House of Pain

3 Favorite Films:
2001: A Space Odyssey, Anchorman & The Royal Tenenbaums

Beer of Choice:
Corona with lime 

Bar of Choice:
Alexandria/Erskineville Bowling Club in Sydney 

Hair Product of Choice:
Spray-on hair 

Favorite Electronic Gadget:
Handheld Donkey Kong Game that was around in primary school

Best Thing About Blowing Up:
All the pretty colours

Worst Thing About Blowing Up:
Picking up the little pieces

Most Extravagant Purchase:
TR909 drum machine

What You’re Wearing Right Now:
Underpants, jeans, T-shirt, socks & shoes

Who You’d Like To Meet:
Jon Bon Jovi

A Favorite Lyric You’ve Written:
"Look up in the sky, I don't know why, I squint my eye and sigh, because I'm high"

Something You’d Like Everyone To Know About Yourselves:
We are also trained in Ninjitsu.

Hear It:

DOWNLOAD SONG: "The White Unicorn"

DOWNLOAD SONG: "Apple Tree"

Get It:

Wolfmother, $8, amazon.com

Check Them Out:

Wolfmother.com and myspace.com/wolfmother

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My Town: The World's Best Waves
Richard Walker's Surfed Them All

How do you run a highly successful business and still spend much of your time screwing around? Do like Blinde Optics founder and extreme-sports freak Richard Walker and build a 2,000-square-foot skate bowl in your Nolita showroom (“we only skate from 7pm on,” he assures), work with factories in France and Italy located conveniently close to two of the world’s best snowboarding spots (Chamonix and the Dolomites), strike business deals with wily Australian surfers, and make friends with “storm trackers.”

Walker -- whose slick, sci-fi frames have been worn by Lenny Kravitz, Bono, Madonna, and the cast of The Matrix -- sadly had to move offices last January, and bequeath the skate bowl to Chelsea Piers. But he hasn’t stopped traveling the globe looking for the next big bowl to skate, wave to surf, and immense mountain to snowboard down. Feeling the heat, we asked him where in the world the best surf is. Below, his favorite spots 

Bocas del Toro, Panama
“I spent the month of January in Panama, sitting on an island called Bocas del Toro, which is about a 35-minute flight from Panama City. A friend of mine went on a surf trip, and ended up moving there. Everything is on hills, so you need jet skis to get out. Bocas del Toro is a large island, with hundreds of small islands around it where all the waves are happening. They’re all protected, so you can’t build on them, and need boats to get near them. But once you get there, there are no crowds, and it’s incredible. There’s surf around Panama City, but the water is super-polluted. Bocas is the spot, but you gotta have the boats and toys. 

San Juan del Sur, Nicaragua
“The best waves here are near San Juan del Sur, a little town on the Southern coast of Nicaragua. From there, it’s about an hour boat ride to a break called Rio Colorado. Good stuff out there.”

Rockaway, Queens, NYC
“It’s not just that it’s easy to go there from the city. They have the fastest beach breaks, and they tend to be a hell of a lot heavier than in Montauk. I mean, it’s not world-class, but on certain days, when the weather’s right, it’s really great.”

New Jersey Shore
“Again, when it’s right – when there’s a storm – it’s great. There are a couple spots: Asbury Park, Deal Beach, Sandy Hook is great. Sandy Hook is incredible, actually. But it has to be perfect timing. I can’t read a buoy to save my life, but I have friends that sit all day in front of monitors and watch for storms. They work as, like, deckhands off the coast of Indo, so they can surf for three months straight and make a little money on top of it.”

Punta Roca, El Salvador
“You fly to San Salvador and drive one hour down the coast. Incredible.”

Boomerang Beach, Australia
“I’m there like twice a year now for a project I’m working on. And we go to this place Boomerang Beach, about a 5 or 6-hour drive from Sydney. It’s a little, tiny coastal town with one convenience store, and a rainforest on the beach. And no crowds.”

Melbourne Beach, Florida
“I’ve got a place there. It’s basically Kelly Slater’s stomping grounds. It’s in the center of Florida. During hurricane season, when there’s a storm moving up the Carolinas, the surf is great.”

Go There:

For more info and accommodations in Bocas Del Toro,bocasdeltoro.com

San Juan del Sur, sanjuandelsur.org.ni

Punta Roca, El Salvador, surfingelsalvador.com

Boomerang Beach, Australia, hotel.com.au/NorthCoastNSW

Melbourne Beach, Florida, floridavacations.com

Check out Skatebowl Abyss, a film on psychoPEDIA.com shot in the former Blinde studio.

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Oxygen Dispenser Road-Test: Oxia
Supermodel Sculptor Grayson Fertig Tries To Get High

By the time most of us have eaten our second meal of the day sitting at a computer screen, Grayson Fertig, 26, has finished his second highly-intense physical training session. And it won’t be his last before heading home. Such is the daily schedule of a professional bobsledder, who’s also squeezed in an additional career/ultimate male fantasy as a physical trainer at Chelsea Piers for some of the most exquisite female bodies on earth. He asks we don’t disclose who his clients are (you’d be respectful, too, if it meant securing your up-close positioning with sweaty European, Russian, and South American supermodels), but suffice it to say, they fill the pages of Vogue and Sports Illustrated.

So, when we came across Oxia, “the world’s most fashionable” personal oxygen dispenser, we thought there was no one better than Fertig to test it out. According to the company website, breathing in Oxia promotes better blood circulation, heightens concentration and memory, enhances and rejuvenates skin, calms the mind, stabilizes the nervous system, and relieves both headaches and hangovers. It’s been officially endorsed by an NHL trainer, discussed in an ABC News segment as the Next Big Thing, and bought by Bergdorf Goodman. But is bottled oxygen nothing but nicely-packaged hot air? Fertig takes a breath and weighs in:

Are you feeling awesome?
“Honestly, I didn’t feel any significant changes. I tried it out yesterday and today just before a training session, and I did just as they instructed me to – take 5 deep breaths… The premise is interesting. In theory it sounds like a good idea. But I can’t say I ‘Feel so alive!’ or ‘So amazing’. I wish I had a hangover to try that part out.”

No “immediate energy boost”?
“Nothing drastic enough for me to notice. The whole idea interests me because as a bobsledder, we win and lose by a 100th of a second, so if there was a product that helped me be even a 1000th of a second faster, it’d be awesome. They warn you not to take it on a plane, otherwise I’d bring one to Utah this weekend where I’m training to see if it worked like that.”

But the benefits of breathing deep are undeniable…
“I totally agree. But I already breathe deeply. My warm-ups include breathing techniques. They tell you that regular air is only 22% oxygen and that these canisters are 90%, but I think that if you take 5 regular deep breaths, you’ll feel just as good as taking hits off a metal canister. Oxia is probably very effective for someone who doesn’t breathe correctly.” 

So, basically, people should just breathe free air?
“Apparently, you can make a lot of money reminding people to breathe. They should create a text for phones, put it on cards.”

Get It:

A bottle of Oxia with oxygen (12 to 15 uses), $59.95; refills $14.95; oxia.com

For more on Fertig

Get in Supermodel Shape:

Fertig advocates the "City Run." 1-minute of walking, 1-minute of "light-hearted schoolgirl" skipping, and 1-minute of up-tempo running, continuously for 30-45 minutes. "It's all about having fun. You're not going to get an athletic figure from doing boring-ass runs all hunched-over like an old lady."

Black & White photo courtesy of Walter Chin from his upcoming book After Shoot

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That's Amour
A Love Shack for the Fashion Pack

It’s a Friday night in Paris at Hotel Amour. The ground-level restaurant is “complet,” as the French say. A crowd of Americans have filtered into the courtyard garden for a cocktail; and a couple of Italian girls, who have just devoured macaroni & cheese, green salad and cheeseburgers, are responding to prurient advances from male hotel guests.

Whichever way their fate unravels tonight, one thing is for sure: it’s bound to link back to André, the famed French graffiti king and entrepreneur behind Blackblock (a boutique at Palais de Tokyo), Paris Paris and Le Baron (the fevered nightclubs favored by the fashion crowd) -- and now, Hotel Amour.

Situated in the swanky 9th arrondissement (walking distance between the picturesque streets of Montmartre and the strip clubs of Pigalle), Hotel Amour has become the hot topic of conversation in the City of Lights since opening in May. However, contrary to hearsay, the four-story establishment doesn’t offer any of its 20 rooms on an hourly basis.

Equipped with all the regular perks (except for a gym, but evidently Parisians have other ways of burning off calories), the secret of Hotel Amour’s success extends beyond the quality service of its A.P.C-dressed staff and free Kiehl’s products:  Each of the rooms has been amorously decorated by a selection of artists and designers, including Pierre LeTan, Sophie Calle, and M/M. No two accommodations are alike, and the stylish decor ranges from limited-edition Bearbrick figurines and Larry Clark skateboards, to Terry Richardson photographs, vintage paperback books and ‘70s cult-porno magazines.

The only catch? No telephones or televisions. Because being incommunicado is the coolest way to go.

~Linlee Allen

Go There:

Hotel Amour, rooms from 90-150 euros a night. 8 rue de Navarin, 75009; + 33(1) 48 78 31 80

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Low, Slow and Steady
Become a Perfect Pitmaster

New York City may not be regarded as one of the barbequing capitals of the world, and most of its residents are more likely to catch a Food Network special on baby back ribs than actually hold a set of tongs over an open pit. Yet, on a particularly windy afternoon last Saturday, 10 top pitmasters from across the country gathered in New York’s Madison Square Park to showcase the best in barbeque today. For the fourth annual two-day Big Apple Barbeque, pit-tending professionals cooked up over 50,000 pounds of ribs, pulled pork, brisket and sausage for the hungry, single-filed Manhattanite masses.

Because summertime and grills seem to make everyone feel like a certified chef -- and psychoPEDIA.com’s own Rock’n’Roll barbeque is coming up -- we asked the resident pitmasters for tips that any average amateur could benefit from.

“I’ve been barbequing all my life…though I was trained as a dental technician,” said Mike Mills, pitmaster for the 17th Street Bar & Grill in Murphysborough, Illinois. While serving up baby-back ribs and sweet baked beans, Mills disclosed his short but sweet maxim: keep it low and slow.  (Heat and cook time, respectively, that is.)

“You have to know how to cook everything, the different temperatures.  And you need a real hot fire,” says Michael Rodriguez, a pitmaster from The Salt Lick in Driftwood, Texas -- a common stop on BBQ lovers’ grand American tour.

“Have a lot of patience, and keep the fire low,” says John Stage, Dinosaur BBQ’s pitmaster, who got his start 20 years ago serving barbeque to bikers at Harley-Davidson events.

“Low, slow and steady,” echoed Kenny Callaghan, owner and head chef at Manhattan’s Blue Smoke barbeque restaurant.  “That’s how I treat a lot of things.”

At the Southside Market BBQ pit, three generations of Bracewells from Elgin, Texas (the self-proclaimed sausage capital of the United States) barbequed brisket and sausages (15 hours at 200-225 degrees for the former, 45 minutes at 300-325 degrees for the latter) over a post oak wood fire. They were served with one of two sauces: hot or regular.  “The hot sauce?  It’s pretty warm.  That’s all we had for years, but then we had to flavor it down to where everyone can eat it,” says Ernest Bracewell, who uses an Elgin sausage (which old-timers still call “hot guts”) recipe dating to the late 1800s.

Whether it’s flavored Kansas City-style (a sauce sweetened with honey or molasses), Carolina-style (more mustard-based), or Midwestern and Southern (typically, vinegar- or ketchup-based sauce), the pickings, typically beef or pork, aren’t exactly slim.

“It’s real, all-American food,” says Callaghan, who, after graduating Johns Hopkins, gave up a career in fine dining for more authentic cuisine. So, as you take part this summer in the celebration of a grand American tradition, just remember: keep it low, slow and steady.

~Alisa Gould-Simon

Go There:

For more on the Big Apple BBQ :www.bigapplebbq.org

Southside Market & BBQ, the intersection of Hwy.290 and Hwy.95, Elgin, TX (512) 285-3407, www.southsidemarket.com

Blue Smoke, 116 East 27th Street, NYC, NY, (212) 447-7733, www.bluesmoke.com

17th Street Bar & Grill, 32 North 17th Street, Murphysboro, Il, (618) 684-8610, www.17thstreetbarbecue.com

The Salt Lick, 18001 FM 1826, Driftwood, TX, (512) 858-4959, www.saltlickbbq.com

Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 646 West 131st Street, NYC, NY, 212.694.1777, www.dinosaurbarbque.com

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Great Scot
Believe What You Hear About Angela McCluskey

There’s a line from a Hits Magazine review, describing the striking sound of Scottish torch singer Angela McCluskey’s vocals. It reads: “[They] will make you remember the first time you heard Miles blow his horn or Billie sing the blues.”

McCluskey regards those words as malarkey: “Give me a fucking break,” she booms in a thick, throaty brogue. “They must be high.”  They’re not. Perhaps it’s the result of never having a singing lesson (“they make your voice too polite,” she explains) or her Irish ancestry (“maybe they came over from Africa”), but McCluskey’s voice has a rich, quivering, soulful sensuousness that haunts and soothes. “It’s really just plaintive howling,” she bellows back.

Best known for “Breathe,” the 2003 new age-y aria featured in a Mitsubishi commercial, McCluskey has been making music since 1991, when she came to L.A. as a film publicist by profession and singer in spirit. Along with a friend from London named Shark, she formed the band The Wild Colonials, set up a weekly show at Café Largo, and began attracting a cult following that included Winona Ryder, Bono, Michael Stipe, and members of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. She then collaborated with French band Telepopmusik, released her first solo album entitled “The Things We Do,” realized she’d “lived the American Dream four times now,” and settled into a cozy kind of success.

“I never feel like I have to be The Pop Star,” she admits. “I’m happy selling 100,000 albums, touring a little, and having a life. I’m not willing to give my whole life to it. It’s depressing. Everyone wants a bit of you. You’re always in that hotel room, on a bus, on your own, and the phone isn’t ringing. Guys get the girls, but girls get nobody -- the guys who talk to you are insane; and your best friends are your hair and makeup artists. I’d rather be home watching The Sopranos.”

Or, working on a “me me me dot-com album,” as she’s currently doing in New York. The project, her second solo album, is inspired by everything she loves – George Harrison and PJ Harvey included. “It’s purely indulgent. But, fuck it, that’s what we’re here for.”


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Hear Her:


Angela McCluskey performs tonight at 9pm with Telepopmusik at Don Hill’s, 511 Greenwich St., NYC; donhills.com

For more on her: myspace.com/angelamccluskeymusic.

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My Town: Brighton, UK
Filmmaker Maximilla Lukacs’ Seaside Retreat

As far as creative pursuits are concerned, Hungarian-born beauty Maximilla Lukacs is a bona fide jack-of-all-trades.  Aside from being the co-founder -- along with fellow filmmaker Sarah Sophie Flicker -- of the production company The Belles of the Black Diamond Field, Lukacs, 28, is also a musician, graphic designer, and editor of Dickbreath, a porn-inspired publication for women.  She has won awards for the film, “Kill Your Darlings” (2004), which she co-directed with Flicker, and has collaborated with the likes of Vincent Gallo and Cat Power

Her constant curiosity has also led Lukacs to take up residences all over the world—from Budapest and New York, to San Francisco and L.A. Most recently, it was Brighton, England that piqued her interest. 

One of the most famous seaside resorts in England, the southern coastal town is known for attracting its share of creative individuals.  Fatboy Slim is a resident, and this year, it hosted its 40th annual namesake arts festival.  Here, Lukacs discusses its allure. In her own words: 

I went to the UK last summer on an invitation from my friend Guy (who later became my boyfriend), who performs under the name Entrance. He asked me to come and play music with him. I ended up playing a typewriter with tons of delay on it that sounded like a William Burroughs melody. Everyone sort of laughs at that, but it sounded pretty cool and freaked out all the sound guys along the way. I made a book of all the stuff

I typed on stage. The first three dates were sold-out shows opening for Antony and the Johnsons, so that was a bit nerve-wracking... I also played bells and other percussion things. He was performing by himself, so I just sort of added a surreal ambience to the whole thing, similar to what I like to do with film. We made a little home in Brighton and would go and play shows. Brighton is very romantic.

It is sort of a sleepy beach town, filled with what I call "retired young people.” It is really cheap to live there, and there is a thriving art and music scene, and there are lots of great places to walk around. It is sort of Woody Allen, Coney Island in a strange way – but, at the same time, very English. I love the spirit of everyone I met. They’re really bold and ballsy, and sort of nuts -- in a great way.

During the day: One of first places we went was an old handcrafted carousel that runs its music off a huge stack of piano rolls covered with handcrafted figurines. It’s super magical and it is always a bit misty there, and you are looking at the ocean. There’s also the Royal Pavillion, which is also called "The Pleasure Garden" where you can sit and drink tea and people watch... Also, "The Lanes" for just a lazy stroll. There are really cool shops there, and I can't remember the names of any of them, but it's just a great place to get lost.

At Night: There are some great underground clubs. One is called Born Bad, at the

Engine Room on Preston Street. It’s a tiny club where they play lots of ‘60s soul and everyone’s has amazing style and is sweaty dancing. Another is called I Plugged Her In and She Just Blew Up at The Freebutt. They have cool girl DJ's playing mind-blowing tunes in sexy outfits. Yes!

~Alisa Gould-Simon

Go There:


For more from Lukacs and The Belles of the Black Diamond Field, check out thebellesoftheblackdiamondfield.com

To get your copy of Dickbreath Magazine, $10, go to dickbreathmagazine.com

The Royal Pavillion, Brighton, BN1 1EE, +44 (0) 1273 290900, royalpavillion.org.uk

The Engine Room, 1 Preston Street, Brighton, +44 (0) 7730 946319

The Free Butt, 1 Phoenix Place, Brighton, BN2 2ND, +44 (0) 1273 603974

Photo of Maximilla Lukacs by Yelena Yemchuk, yelenayemchuk.com.

All other photos by Maximilla Lukacs.

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Mobile Phone Road-Test: O2 Atom
Dr. Chris Perez Recommended

As far as dentists go, there are those who breath heavily through their noses and have piles of old Redbooks for reading material, and then there’s Chris Perez, a handsomely unshaven cosmetic dentist, who is considered the guy to go to within the fashion industry. He works out of a groovy chic Soho office complete with art and design publications, wears premium denim (usually 45rpm, but today, Kicking Mule), is married to the senior art director of Ralph Lauren, counts everyone from Jean-Georges Vongerichten and Craig McDean to all the near-perfect Eastern European and European supermodels with not so perfect teeth as his patients, and would rather discuss crazy new tech gadgets than root canals.

Here, Dr. Perez gives his diagnosis of the new 02 Xda Atom PDA-phone, which runs on Microsoft Windows Mobile 5.0, comes with built-in WiFi, Bluetooth capability, an FM radio, and a 2-megapixel camera.

What do you think of it?
“It’s awesome. I love it. It can do anything. I mean, it doesn’t do anything that other awesome phones can’t. But, it does do it all sleeker and faster. ”

How did you discover it?
“I dropped my last phone – which was actually my wife’s Motorola – in a puddle of water. So, I asked a friend of mine who was headed to Hong Kong and is a big 02 phone freak to get me one. You can’t really get it here.”

How much did you pay for it?
“I keep offering, but he won’t let me pay for it. But, I looked it up online, and it’s like $800.”

Nice friend.
“Really nice friend.” 

What’s your favorite feature on the phone?
“The fact that it’s like a mini computer. I surf the web, listen to the radio. Texting is cool, cuz it just comes up like on a computer screen. I bought these Bluetooth headphones to go with it – those are pretty cool too.”

What don’t you like about the phone?
“The phone part could be better – it’s just not as clear as dedicated phones. And the keyboard could be bigger. It’s hard to read sometimes on the screen. But, there are always trade-offs in life. All in all it’s great.”

Get It:

O2 Xda Atom, $859, available in limited supply on amazon.com

For more info on the O2 Xda Atom phone, seeo2.com

For an appointment with Perez, check out Soho Dental, 589 Broadway, (212)219-760

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Causing a Scene
The Kin’s Word-of-Mouth Revolution

Despite their bland name, you gotta respect the band The Kin: Here are two brothers, born in Sydney and based in New York, who -- without the help of a record label -- have opened for big acts like Bon Jovi and Men At Work, and played one sold-out show after another (including one last February at Bowery Ballroom where Shakira celebrated her birthday). They’ve also self-produced and self-released four albums, sold over 7,500 units, and amassed a small army of fashionable fans from Tokyo to Toronto. And to be fair, they weren’t always called The Kin. They started out as The Harlequin, a far more interesting name that was shortened because that’s what Aussies do to words.

Their music is impressive, too. Comprised of blonde, shaggy-haired brothers Isaac and Thorry Koren (who take turns singing, in addition to playing the piano and guitar, respectively); a Texan named Ben on bass; and Pat, a kid from Kansas on drums, The Kin makes music meant for cross-country road-trips. Their albums are full of big, flowing, occasionally tortured but ultimately feel-good songs with inspirational titles like “Arise,”  “See,” and “Go.” 


Click above to watch QuickTime Movie of The Kin's "Go" (4.19 MB)


If Jeff Buckley and Chris Martin ever sang duets of U2 tunes, they’d have sounded a lot like The Kin. Not surprisingly, they count Coldplay, Buckley, and U2 as influences, as well as Pink Floyd, Crowded House, and Frank Sinatra.

“To get people out of their heads, and into their hearts, off their asses, and onto their feet. To celebrate! To feel love. To believe,” is how The Kin explain their music’s purpose. Works for us.

Check Them Out:

The Kin will play Saturday, June 10th at Mercury Lounge, 217 Houston St., NYC; mercuryloungenyc.com. Tickets, $12, ticketweb.com

For more info including tour dates and where to buy their albums: thekin.com and myspace.com/thekin.

The Kin’s Music Video “Go” directed by Francesco Carrozzinni, francescocarrozzinni.com

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My Town: Boracay Island
Easy Does It for Rafe Totengco

Rafe Totengco didn’t waste time becoming one of New York’s most acclaimed accessory designers. Four years after launching his eponymous collection in 1995, the Manila-born FIT grad was nominated for the CFDA’s Perry Ellis Accessory Designer Award, only to win Fashion Group International’s Rising Star Award the following year. Since then he’s been accessorizing every stylish It Girl from Karen O. and Daria Werbowy to Lindsay, Mischa, and Eva Longoria. The allure of his designs? A perfect blend of urban-cool and beach ease – much like Rafe himself.

After visiting Boracay Island (located in the Visayas region of the Philippines) for a wedding last May, Rafe found himself a new favorite place to kick back and soak up exotic inspiration. Here, he discusses the tropical island’s allure. In his own words:

What I love about Boracay is that it’s small, so everything is 5-10 minutes away, the food is reasonably inexpensive and fresh, and the beach is amazing. I have friends who live there, so every time I go it's a bit of a reunion. You can party or chill -- there's something for everyone. You can forget about all your troubles, at least for a little while.

In Boracay, the sand is powder white, and the water clear and warm with cool undercurrents. Friday's has the best beachfront property. Their beach stretches to about a mile of really shallow water. I love to go to the tip with a fresh green mango shake and sit in the water.

When the sun is at its strongest, I like to go to the spa at Mandala and get a massage at one of their private huts.  At the end they give you this amazing 'salabat' ginger drink that has healing qualities and is good for your throat. They also have a great vegetarian restaurant.

Other restaurants worth noting are: Cyma, a Greek restaurant that gets a line before dinner because it's that good. And Aria, an Italian restaurant. The chef has lived on the island for the past 20 years.

For going out there are a ton of open-air bars and clubs. Pre-dinner or après dinner, everybody goes to Hey Jude. There's a live DJ who spins cool lounge music, then progresses to dance as the night goes on. It's great people-watching, because this bar seems to have a cutie magnet.

Other great dance clubs are Club Paraw, Cocomangas and Summer Place.

What I love most about Boracay is that it's way off the beaten track. From New York, it takes about 18 hours to get there. It's a little bit of paradise once your feet hit the white sand beaches. Almost immediately, a sense of calm overtakes you and everything else just drifts away. The only thing necessary at that point is a cool green mango shake.

Go There:

Getting to Boracay only takes 35 minutes by plane from Manila to Aklan.

Then you take a ferry to the island.

Friday's, fridaysboracay.com

Mandala Spa, mandalaspa.com

Cyma, D’Mall 2, La Rotunda

Aria, D’Mall, La Rotunda

Hey Jude, heyjude-boracay.com

Club Paraw, Front Beach Station 1, Balabag

Cocomangas Hotel, near Boat Station 1, Behind the Pier 1 Bar

Summer Place Bar and Restaurant, White Beach Path, Balabag

For more on Rafe, rafe.com

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Roll Play
Iron Army Does the Industry’s Hardest-Partying Denim

The Iron Army guys have always gone gonzo on their jeans. Years ago, they’d buy used ones, bleach them at laundromats, scrape them with sandpaper, and stitch them back up using their mother’s sewing machines and patches made from old shirting. Today, they’ve found another, highly interactive way to “wear art,” as is their company motto. It entails a 50-yard roll of raw denim and as much partying as possible.

“It’s an ongoing project,” says Steve Dubbledam, who, along with partner Steve Opperman, has been initiating a series of events to use and abuse the poor fabric. Already, in the past month, it has functioned as a “blue carpet” for both a Jeans For Justice benefit and a “Black Pants” party. It’s also been the tortilla in a human-burrito shenanigan, been tossed off hills, run over by cars, and used to knock people over.

Future plans for it include: a Slip ‘n’ Slide party set for the end of June, where the roll will be placed on a hill and people can sled down it; an excursion to the desert, where it will be strapped to the back of dune buggies; and a skate competition in which it’ll presumably line a half-pipe. And for $10 a person (donated to charity), anyone can sign it.


The Steves plan to party with the roll until it’s supremely distressed (about six months); at which point, it’ll be cut into 40 pairs of jeans and given to their favorite stores to exhibit as art. Additionally, the entire process will be filmed and edited into a series of hilarious videos on the Iron Army site. (A couple are already up.)

The purpose of all this? “We thought it would be fun,” shrugs Dubbledam.



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Watch the videos: ironarmyclothing.com


Iron Army jeans for men and women, $160-$260, at Ron Herman, 325 North Beverly Drive, Beverly Hills; 310-550-0910; and Atrium, 644 Broadway, New York; 212-473-3980.

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From McQueen’s Mustang to a Marijuana Van
The Fast Inc. Guys’ 10 Favorite Movie Cars

Back in 2000, Todd Ashley and Christian Camargo became the reigning kings of cool when they opened up Fast Ashley’s, a muscle-car dealership/ full photo studio/righteous party space on a yet-to-be-hip strip of Williamsburg. Suddenly, every member of the fashion corps who could drive a stick-shift had them on speed dial.

Six years later, MTV called. “It’s official,” wrote Camargo on FastAshleys.com, “we are the oldest dudes ever to have a show on MTV.”

Fast Inc.” stars Ashley and Camargo scoring classic old rides from god-knows-where for L.A.’s celebs and car fanatics alike. To mark the premiere of the show (tonight, 10:30pm), we asked them to name their Top 10 favorite movie cars. Below are their picks:

Todd and Christian’s 10 Favorite Movie Cars of All Time:

1. Mad Max - 1973 XB GT Ford Falcon Coupe: The blower was fake, but it made a cool whining noise anyway. 

2. Bullitt - 1968 Mustang Fastback: Only Steve McQueen can look cool in a tweed jacket with elbow patches. 

3. Smokey and the Bandit – a black 1977 Trans Am and a mustache?  Fugettaboudit…it’s still the Jersey shore look to beat. 

4. Vanishing Point - 1970 Dodge Challenger R/T: When you are hopped up on a speedball and have to get to Frisco from Denver in 15 hours, the Challenger R/T is the obvious choice.

5. Two Lane Blacktop - 1955 Chevy: Who knew James Taylor was such a badass?  Coincidentally, this exact car was re-used for Harrison Ford’s character in American Graffiti

6. Slither, starring James Caan -1972 Dodge RecTrans Recreational Vehicle:  It did 0-60 in 11.25 seconds. So much sweeter than the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle from Stripes

7. Repo Man -1964 Chevy Malibu: It glowed. Need more be said?



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8Death Race 2000 - David Carradine's Frankenstein character's car: It looked like an alligator, and he ran people over in it. Sly Stallone as Machine Gun Joe? Priceless.

9. James Bond's Aston Martin DB7:  There was only ever one Bond, Roger Moore of course.  He looked so much better in a turtleneck.

10. Up In Smoke – the Cheech and Chong van made of marijuana: The late ‘70s were a wonderful era for road films.


See It:

Fast Inc. premieres tonight on MTV, 10:30pm ET/PT. For more info, mtv.com

Get wheels: fastashleys.com


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My Town: Venice Beach
Getting a Stronghold on the Neighborhood

Around 1903, a pair of selvedge denim jeans only cost 79 cents in the U.S. At that point, the Wright Brothers had just flown for the first time at Kitty Hawk; overalls were the big look, as Levi’s wouldn’t invent belt loops until the ‘20s; and Stronghold, an L.A.-based brand introduced in 1895, was the most popular blue jean maker around.

A hundred years later, two old friends and avid denim collectors decided it was time for Stronghold’s return. Michael Cassel, a veteran of Von Dutch, and Michael Paradise, the former design director of North Beach Leather, bought the brand rights, researched it like madmen, and reintroduced it last fall.

Come the end of June, Stronghold will open its first shop in an 80-year-old former boxing gym (favored by Muhammad Ali and Sugar Ray Leonard) on Abbot Kinney Blvd. in Venice Beach. “This street’s got a big heritage,” explains Paradise of the draw. “There’s a rich art, music and surf scene. Also, Abbot Kinney is a seven-block strip that you can actually walk, which is rare in L.A.” 

Here, Paradise offers up his favorite spots on the strip. In his own words: 

Equator Books
Anyone who likes printed matter will love this place. It’s fantastic. They have an amazing collection of vintage and out-of-print books, eclectic art books, first editions – all really well-edited. I just got an old edition there of “Inter Ice Age 4” by Kobo Abe, published in 1970. 

Surfing Cowboys
They have vintage furniture and knick-knacks, all surfing and Western themed. Antique surfboards, kitsch-y furniture from the ‘30s and ‘40s that people had at their beach houses back then. The store’s been there a long time. The guy who opened it was a pioneer.

Pamela Barish
If I’m with a woman, I always take her here.

The Other Room
A New Yorker opened this bar last year. It’s pretty slamming – great crowd.

Hal’s
It’s the oldest place on the street. All the old-school artists hung out there. When there was nothing there, there was this upscale bar/grill, and it’s still the hippest place around.

Axe
It’s pretty tasty. Stark, Zen. The food is really fresh, and they have a great back garden.

Wabi Sabi
I go there a lot, and it’s always packed. 24/7. Good sushi, and a good scene.

Go There:

Stronghold opens the end of June at 1625 Abbot Kinney Blvd

Equator Books, 1103 Abbot Kinney Blvd; (310) 399-5544; equatorbooks.com

Surfing Cowboys, 1624 Abbot Kinney, (310) 450-4891; surfingcowboys.com

Pamela Barish, 1327 1/2 Abbot Kinney Blvd; (310) 314-4490

The Other Room, 1201 Abbott Kinney; (310) 396-6230

Hal’s Bar and Grill, 1349 Abbot Kinney Blvd; (310) 396-3105

Axe, 1009 Abbot Kinney Blvd; (310) 664-9787

Wabi Sabi, 1635 Abbot Kinney Blvd; (310) 314-2229

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Video Game Road-Test: Table Tennis, Anyone?
Cobrasnake & Crew Join The Ping Pong Revolution

A new movement in guerrilla marketing is taking hold, and video game heavyweights Rockstar Games are on top of the trend.  The modern advertorial recipe for success: offer hipsters and industry insiders a second home stocked with all the free booze, food and entertainment any borderline video game junkie could appreciate.

For the past three months, Rockstar has hosted underground tournaments in a rented loft on the Bowery for a range of tastemakers—SNL, Kanye West’s crew, and Jane Magazine included. Their plan?  To initiate a virtual Ping-Pong revolution.  Last Wednesday, it was the likes of MarkThe CobrasnakeHunter, Dimmak, Kid Robot, Work In Progress, and all their cohorts indulging in an open bar, Beard Papas pastry puffs, a handful of Xbox 360s, and hours of Table Tennis. 

“It’s just to get girls, really,” joked Hunter -- seated low on a couch, wireless controller in hand -- of his interest in the video game in front of him.

“It’s a simple, straightforward, pure game experience,” beamed Will Rompf, a head analyst for the game who’s clocked in over 4000 hours of playing time.  Gamers can choose from 19 different ping-pong venues (we like the glass-topped roof one), 11 ethnically-diverse players, and either an Adidas or Joola jersey.  Whether one prefers “just hitting one button like Aoki, or the analog controls (as Rompf does), the game is childproof: Your controller will actually vibrate to let you know if your swing is about to send the ball off the table.

And, despite complaints we’ve heard (one industry insider asked: “Why can’t I throw the paddle, or stick it in somebody’s head?”), Rockstar kept their Table Tennis clean enough for the kiddies. Unlike the notoriously-violent Grand Theft Auto, this one is rated E for Everyone.

“It’s pretty intense,” says Sean Risley, the 23-year-old owner of body-alteration website, mybodystory.com.  “After playing for about 20 minutes I actually started yelling.”

Even DJ Clarissa Steed, who at first refused to play on account of finding “video games and table tennis really dorky,” ended up taking part, and winning second place in the tournament.

-Alisa Gould-Simon

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Check out video of the Table Tennis Tournament on psychopedia.com’s Dusk 2 Dawn

Rockstar Games Presents Table Tennis, $39.99, amazon.com

Xbox 360, $399.99, bestbuy.com

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