From Cereal Drive-Bys to Gone with the Wind
Pissing Off The Game
The Game is known for his feuds – he’s often at odds with many others in the genre, most notably 50 Cent and G-Unit. So we made a bet in the office over whether we could piss him off if we asked him enough questions. It worked. What you are about to read is the picture of a pissed-off gangsta rapper:
So, what does The Game like to do when he has a day off?
Eat club sandwiches with French fries and extra ketchup.
Oh, right. But surely it doesn’t take a whole day to eat one sandwich? What do you do in the evenings and stuff?
I like to do drive-bys.
Drive-bys? That’s not very nice…
I like to do drive-bys with Cheerios. I’d drive by and just throw Cheerios out the car and spit milk at people.
Sounds like fun. Personally, I like to watch movies. Do you have a favourite?
Yeah - Gone with the Wind.
Gone With The Wind? I wouldn’t have thought that would have been a favourite of yours. What do you like about it?
I liked the bit when that chick in the movie was unbuttoning her blouse and you could almost see her titties, but they couldn’t show it because it was a PG-13. That was cool. It had a great soundtrack too.
If you had to take one movie with you on to a desert island out of Menace to Society and Boyz in The Hood. Which would you take?
I’d take both of them. Who’s gonna tell me I can’t take both?
You’ve got a label called Black Wall Street, right? What are plans for the future?
We wanna start making our own cereal. Then after that we wanna make our own spoons and bowls to go with it.
As soon as you put the milk on it, it’s gonna turn the milk brown like shit, so it’ll be like drinking shit water.
Do you think that your cereal will be a success?
Definitely, since people like eating shit so much.
So no actual music on your record label then?
Nope, just cereal.
Cool. You rap about Compton a lot. What’s it really like out there?
It’s real fucked-up, man. You should go there. Let them jack you – take your chain and shit.
You think they’d jack me?
Oh yeah, they’d fuck you up.
Really? Who should I be more scared of out there: The Bloods or The Crips?
I don’t know. Why don’t you ask that question when you get there.
Do you remember what it felt like to get shot? I can picture it hurting pretty bad…
Yeah, I remember – it burned. A lot. You should try that too.
